Leonardo and I wanted to say a huge THANK YOU!! You were absolutely sensational!

Whilst already coming highly recommended to us by our wonderful photographer, you exceeded even my greatest hopes and expectations! You blew us away with you charisma and love from the very first moment we spoke over the phone. Every moment, every conversation and every task leading up to our special day was carefully crafted and meticulously thought out, but fun and joyous! We couldn’t have asked for a more perfect and magical day! Honestly, our ceremony was the most remarkable, intimate and momentous occasion in our lives! You truly brought it to life.

We are so beyond grateful, that you handled everything, and I mean EVERYTHING with style and grace. Every single guest at our wedding could not believe how well executed, professional and personal the whole wedding was run! This is a tribute to YOU! You were incredible! You, in our books are by far the BEST Celebrant and most importantly, the most beautiful human being.

Thank you so very much!!!!

NON CHEESY WEDDING READINGS

Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy

Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or a kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.

Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

Us Two by A. A. Milne

So wherever I am, there’s always Pooh,
There’s always Pooh and Me.
‘What would I do?’ I said to Pooh,
‘If it wasn’t for you,’ and Pooh said: ‘True,
It isn’t much fun for One, but Two,
Can stick together,’ says Pooh, says he.
‘That’s how it is,’ says Pooh.

Wild Awake by Hilary T. Smith

People are like cities:

We all have alleys and gardens and secret rooftops and places where daisies sprout between the sidewalk cracks,

but most of the time all we let each other see is a postcard glimpse of a skyline or a polished square.

Love lets you find those hidden places in another person,

even the ones they didn’t know were there, even the ones they wouldn’t have thought to call beautiful themselves.Keith Bradley
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My wife and I had the pleasure of getting married earlier this year in Margaret Rive where we first met. I was looking for a celebrant to officiate our ceremony and stumbled across Joanne Armstrong. She was brilliant from go to wo. No panic attack was too big or issue too small for her to handle with aplomb. She was in constant contact with me leading up to the event, walking me through the process step by step and happily putting up with my endless questions and nagging. She drove out to accommodation and ran a rehearsal the night before so we knew what to expect on the day. On the day she handled the occasion with professionalism and catered to all guests of various ages and faiths. She was respectful to all people present, while officiating with expertise she still remained understated and didn’t steal the show from the event itself. We couldn’t be happier with the service she provided. We recommend her highly.